Whatthe fukksamatter witchoo guyz?!?!?!I mean seriously: Just what the fukk is the prollem with your thought processes? You guys ALL (SCREAMING) ALL OF YOU, PULL THE SAME STOOPID SHIT AND ACT LIKE YOU FUKKING INVENTED IT! IDIOTS! (Breathing again) I wish I had larger caps!You guys blow in and out of town by the BAZILLIONS dumbass! You're all fukking married or in relatrionships! You think you're all that and a biscuit and you don't have to pay to get laid!You really think the girlz here are as stoopid as you are and don't know that? What self respecting woman wants to be your tour guide, eye candy, have you spend as little money as possible on her, aaaaaaaaand have sex with you: and on top of all that, oh yah gimme a call in a few months or next year or whenever you're blowing back through town again. It's all good doode!Yeah the girls here: they just bide their time waitin' for you boyz and fall down and their legs fly apart when they see ya'. BAMM! KABLAMMO!Nebraska boyz really rokk don't they?Oh North Dakota. Ooooooh! I WANT SOME O' THAT!Youse guyz are all marked, and this is how it plays out: To the normal, decent, self respecting girlz you are; mark and avoid. To the working girlz: you're just a mark....or izzat john?You know what? I'm sorry to burst your bubble but you guyz that blow in and out of town; you're not any more intelligent, you're not better looking, you ain't this, you ain't that, You ain't nuthin' at all. You're just another brick in the wall Well guess what? ALL YOU FUKKING IDIOTZ; an endangered species of decent men, (Damn. We should be protected by law!)are automatically thrown into the idiot barrel before we even had the chance to be an idiot! We gotta try to make our way over, or through the wall; that you fukking idiotz built!I gotta new slogan for you pal and I loooove the way it feelz when I say it! "What doesn't happen in Vegas; stays in Vegas too! Along with your money! Woohoo!" See? It rhymes and everything! Here's another slogan for ya':"Thank you for paying my state taxes!" I know. I know it doesn't rhyme, but it's still pretty fukking awesome tho huh? By the way: when ezactly are you coming and where you coming from? I's jest kinda wondring if maybe I could like go hang out with your baby. Y'know just kinda keep her from being lonely and listen to what she has to say, and just kinda....you know; be a friend to her while you're away. You know what I mean right?Omigosh! I almost forgot! Imma cut you a break with some insider info. I'm gonna post a picture of the "Must have" and "Do me" shirt for tourists looking to "hookup". If you get a shirt like this I guarantee you'll get laid 'cause the girls here aren't that smart and that's all the women do here anyway right?Welcome to Vegas my friend! I hope you have a wonderful time and puuuuuhleeeeze feel free to leave your money when you leave.
I love this guy- he tells how it really is. I'm SO annoyed with people from everywhere contacting me thinking I'm going to show them a great time for their weekend in vegas.
I am leaving for my birthday weekend tomorrow. Should be a great trip. See ya'll Tuesday.
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